This weekend I was stalked and harassed by the most heinous of creatures. He's sneaky, stealthy quiet like a ninja, un-killable like RoboCop. He plays games with your mind and freaks you out; just when you think he's gone...BAM! A dropkick to the back of the head, just like Steven Seagal. His name strikes fear in the hearts of many. Ninja Robo Fly!
Perhaps you too have had run ins with Ninja Robo Fly. He is known for burying himself in your hair in an attempt to drill out your brains. He will torture you by lighting on any exposed skin again and again. His soundless wings make him impossible to track. He especially loves to dive bomb dinner. Oh Ninja Robo Fly, how I would have loved to have seen you slip into the frying pan to sizzle and pop! But no, you're too sure-footed for that.
Next time Nija Robo Fly.
Next time.
Oh that is FUNNY! You're hilarious, Cheryl! I just hope he doesn't come over to my site and torture my Luna moth!Lol
ReplyDeleteis it wrong to chant "kill kill hate hate murder murder mutilate" while chasing Ninja Robo Fly?
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny, Cheryl!! We had a bazillion flies in our house this week after our yard sale, and they have been driving me nuts!! I have resorted to some of the stinky fly traps to help get the last few stragglers out of the house! Should have just called "Somewhat Crunchy Ninja Fly Killer!" :)
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